What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 04:27

Live and Let Die
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
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-”Ah so!”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
From Russia With Love
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Moonraker
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Dr No
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why can’t the British eat or drink anything unless they place a table cloth on the table first?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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